Carpe Donktum🔹 (@CarpeDonktum)

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Eternally Sarcastic Memesmith specializing in the creation of memes to support President Donald J. Trump. Content that I post was "Doctored" by me 🎥 👨‍⚕️⚕️

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Maga City, Kekistan

2008-05-25 00:08:57

It would be my honor to sing the National Anthem at one of your upcoming rallies/events President  @Donald J. Trump. I walked away from a record deal with Atlantic years ago and I couldn’t think of a better way to showcase my voice than for our great nation and it’s good people 🇺🇸

BREAKING: President Trump brought @MikeBloomberg along with him to the #DAYTONA500 for an extra set of "eyes on the ground"

BREAKING: President Trump brought  @Mike Bloomberg along with him to the  #DAYTONA500 for an extra set of "eyes on the ground"

Is there ANYTHING, ANYTHING, ANYTHING, you won't whine like a little bitch about? *AnYThInG*

49k views and only 400 rts... Go home twitter, ur drunk.

BREAKING: President Trump brought @MikeBloomberg along with him to the #DAYTONA500 for an extra set of "eyes on the ground"

BREAKING: President Trump brought  @Mike Bloomberg along with him to the  #DAYTONA500 for an extra set of "eyes on the ground"

Bernie Sanders: I have what it takes to be President of the United States, Trump is too weak to lead. Also Bernie Sanders: I routinely have my own microphone stolen from me and I stand patiently to the side looking confused.

🤣🤣😂😂

@realDonaldTrump BREAKING: President Trump brought @MikeBloomberg along with him to the #DAYTONA500 for an extra set of "eyes on the ground"

 @Donald J. Trump BREAKING: President Trump brought  @Mike Bloomberg along with him to the  #DAYTONA500 for an extra set of "eyes on the ground"

#DAYTONA500

 #DAYTONA500

Hey Mike, you mind picking up that wrench for me, since you're right down there already?? Thanks, Bud. Hey Mike, can you fix that shoelace for me? I've already got my gloves on, and you're right down there already?? Thanks, Tiger. Hey Mike, ...

BREAKING: President Trump brought @MikeBloomberg along with him to the #DAYTONA500 for an extra set of "eyes on the ground"

BREAKING: President Trump brought  @Mike Bloomberg along with him to the  #DAYTONA500 for an extra set of "eyes on the ground"

Not going to lie, I had no idea what to expect.  The man walked in shook all our hands, took selfies, and whatever we asked of him.  I judge people on how they treat me and others I’m with, and that’s why I really appreciated meeting @POTUS.  thanks for coming to #DAYTONA500 2

Not going to lie, I had no idea what to expect. The man walked in shook all our hands, took selfies, and whatever we asked of him. I judge people on how they treat me and others I’m with, and that’s why I really appreciated meeting  @President Trump. thanks for coming to  #DAYTONA500

"Journalism"

A play in three acts. 3

"Journalism" A play in three acts.

The President participating in the Daytona 500 is infinitely more legitimate than Obama being interviewed by a woman in a bathtub full of cereal.

This was an official White House event therefore paid by taxpayers as @realDonaldTrump @FLOTUS attended Daytona 500 today and “The Beast” limo ran a pace car lap around the track.

This was an official White House event therefore paid by taxpayers as  @Donald J. Trump  @Melania Trump attended Daytona 500 today and “The Beast” limo ran a pace car lap around the track.

What percentage of poltical reporters do you think are taking paychecks from Bloomberg?

Current CNN Chyron Did Trump break the law by removing Vindman? Short answer: No Long Answer: No, are you brain dead?

"My bad, I made an oopsie, but my point based on a false premise remains the same."  #ThingsTheFakeNewsSay

I'm sorry this is happening to you Seth, you giant gaping asshole.

Hey everybody,  @Seth Abramson retweeted this to tell you not to retweet it. So nobody retweet it, OK? Thanks! Remember: no retweeting!

FAKE NEWS EXAMPLE/ Please DO NOT RETWEET the link below, as it's fake news coordinated by  @Michelle Malkin (who created  @Twitchy Team, a fake news website  @jack 🌍🌏🌎 and  @Twitter chose to verify). I put it here so you understand the game the far right is playing. https://www.google.com/amp/s/twitchy.com/samj-3930/2020/02/16/you-misspelled-hillary-and-2016-seth-a...

You can hide in the mountains all you want Andrew, but I WILL find you, and get my $1000.

Libs: President Trump is a moron that can't tie his shoes. Also Libs: Trump controls the weather.

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