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THE DEGENERATES SEASON 2 now streaming on NETFLIX - TICKETS http://JimNorton.com/tour
John Wayne Gacy's basement.
My smile in this photo will probably irritate everyone, as it should. It’s awful. Finally got to meet @Jamie-Lynn Sigler
Thank you @Ozzy Osbourne. An amazing compliment from my favorite person on the planet.
On the MacBook Pro, @Apple’s Photos app is enraging. You give the photo a name in the Photos app and then if you drag the image to your desktop it reverts to having no name. What a horrible app
Watching morning shows it's disheartening to watch reporters exaggerating grievances or controversies re @Donald J. Trump-It's undeniably confirmation of my main point concerning coverage of @President Trump-Reporters will construe every word out of his mouth in the most evil way possible.
Great seeing @Gilbert Gottfried today. Here we are backstage at Carolines in 1999. We look like shit now. We looked like shit then.
January 25, 1982. A little over 38 years ago, @Ozzy Osbourne and I crossed paths for the first time. Sort of.
If you want to come see me at Sidesplitters in Tampa, there are some tickets for tonight, Saturday is completely sold out. https://sidesplitterscomedy.laughstub.com/event.cfm?showTimingID=539689
I will be going live on @Mike Calta show in a few minutes. I’m in Tampa tonight and tomorrow, this was booked very last minute. https://sidesplitterscomedy.laughstub.com/event.cfm?showTimingID=539689
I just tried my a deep space radio joke onstage at @The Comedy Cellar. It BOMBED
Astronomers have discovered a radio signal coming from deep space. The bad news is it’s playing country music. #FairlyWeakJoke
I did this ridiculous NASA broom test. My broom sucks and I expected it to let me down. #NASAbroomTest.